An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.
Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."
by Nick D July 12, 2004
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Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.
Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.
Person 1: I know, I know.
*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.
Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.
Person 1: I know, I know.
*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*
by Antony August 10, 2006
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I'm proud to be fat because I'm not anorexic like everyone else that cares about themselves and exercises!
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To be honest, I really have no idea what I'm talking about and use cliches where smarter people use original thought.
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The phrase is the American translation of the German 'schadenfreude', which denotes actual pleasure in the suffering of another.
The phrase is the American translation of the German 'schadenfreude', which denotes actual pleasure in the suffering of another.
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I'm not trying to be slutty," said Cyrus in a recent interview. "I'm not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys."
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