Mr Toad's Wild Ride

pure awesomeness. everyone wants it.

Trish:When are men going to learn? Women want romance, not Mr Toads Wild Ride!

Brodie: Be fair, everyone wants Mr Toad's Wild Ride

by Fantastic Dan December 28, 2005

Mr Toad's Wild Ride

A kick ass ride at Disneyland where you go to hell while on it.

Mr toad's wild ride was my favorite when i was a kid

by Barney Rubble October 14, 2004

toadwarrior

Smart, funnay and hung like a elephant.

I wanna be ToadWarrior when I grow up.

by 14/F/Cali May 30, 2003

Toan

A type of friend that value sexual than friend ship

Why Jake is so quite ?

Oh, he is in the Toan mode

by KRAILE November 16, 2018

frog and toad

Cockney ryhme for road.

Take me Chalk Farm, I'm crossing the frog and toad.

by Jack the Hat March 22, 2005

toad

1. a suffix added to any word rhyming with it. the addition of the suffix transforms the word into a clause answering the question that prompted the utterance of the word to begin with.

usage notes: (a) the preceding word alters its spelling to resemble that of the suffix (i.e., "oa"). (b) some circles of linguists argue that the resulting clause can take any tense. (c) responsively, toad is used in its second use (see below). (d) the requirement of rhyme can be stretched if the user of "toad" as a suffix is intoxicated, and the general consensus is to only need to rhyme the vowel section of the word.

2. (mf) one's person.

1. "what are you doing?"
"koadtoad."
(koadtoad means "i'm programming")

"why are your eyes red?"
"smoaktoad"

(smoaktoad means "i was engaging in the consumption of cannabis")

2. "where is yr toad? it was supposed to get here an hour ago."
"sorry to disappoint yr toad but my toad got stuck in traffic"

by causticfellow February 27, 2010

Toadler

Derogatory variation of "toddler" used by the childfree community.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop with his toadler strapped to his chest.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010