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chode

a short, thick penis, usually wider than it is long. looks a bit like a thumb or a rock and you don't want one. it is also used as an insult.
"ugh, stop being such a chode!"
by a hairball August 9, 2023
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

Marcus’s penis is smaller then a chode
Have you seen Marcus he has a tiny chode

Marcus’s brother
by Marcus’s brother April 8, 2019
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly
1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!
by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009
mugGet the Chodelymug.

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long
by Gaushdjjdf July 11, 2019
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

A penis that is wider than it's length.
"I bet mans gotta chode"
by Seb the skater April 28, 2020
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode

Pluck the lint hairs of my chode, Britany!"
by cho-de April 18, 2003
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012
mugGet the Chodemug.

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