Twisted Cock

When a man gets his penis twisted around 360 degrees and it actually rips the skin around the shaft

what the fuck Elane you gave me a twisted cock

by gunthr53 January 14, 2009

twisted butthole

The result of a finger twisting in or around your butthole.

"There was a bit of anal swelling after the night of the twisted butthole!"

by FigNewman13 October 17, 2009

Twisted

A. Extremely intoxicated
B. The rolling of a joint, blunt, or cigarette
C. To have ill-advised ideas or misconceptions
D. The act of victimizing an individual
E. Referring to the braiding of hair

Often interchangeable with Fucked Up

A. "I wast twisted last night!"

B. "I twisted 2 packs of blunts!"

C. "This fool had shit strait twisted, trying to walk away with my blunt!"

D. "He was bout to get his ass twisted, for real!"

E. "I went to the barber shop and got my hair twisted up this morning!"

by JGSR December 15, 2007

Twisted

high and plasteredat the same time.

Nobody at the party got twisted even though they said they were.

by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

twisted fuck

A sick or demented person

Those child porn directors were arrested yesterday, twisted fucks.

by cronus81 July 20, 2006

Twisted Kid

A weird or socially rejected child. You often find them shopping at stores like hot topic and dying their hair funny colors, wearing excessive black and neon colors, or rolling around on floors.

They often look like idjits and appear to be lost in some kind of stage. Most Twisted kids are extremely immature.
They like to think their life is unbearable, and often times you find cuts on their arms.
Also, they like to pretend they are weird things like vampires or witches.

Billy: "Oh look at that twisted kid HIS HAIR IS ORANGE, what a moron-"
Twisted: "shut up, IM DIFFERENT.you dont understand how bad my life is"

by Bethaknee Bitch. April 20, 2006

tinted window

a guy fucks a girl doggy style in front of a window then pulls out and lets his friend take over without the girl knowing then the original guy sneaks out and walks by the open window and waves at the girl

"you should've seen the look on that girl's face when we tinted windowed her!"

by The Lube Dogg July 30, 2003