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right timing

The moment of coincidence, quirk of fate, joke of karma, or instance of destiny which reveals itself in one blessed instant that was previously deemed impossible by external forces- the instant your life irrevocably changes to include a 'we.'
One glorious example could be the night Ben and Caylan were brought together, a week shy of beginning their respective life-changing, international adventures in the Army and Peace Corps. They had the "right timing."
by -Stella- January 27, 2015
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Two timing tit wrangler

A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")
This young jive is a two timing tit wrangler
by Bandit.o December 13, 2016
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Big Timing

The Act of screening a phone call with caller id and not taking the call.
"I called you three times yesterday, what are you Big Timing me?"

"You better not Big Time me when I call, asshole!"
by k-10 August 9, 2006
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timeline

to timeline: To inform someone that what they just referenced/presented/discovered and showed others as something new and awesome is in fact older than crap. Origin from a "timeline" image on a message board that was to be posted at the time of timelining.

Over time, however, the process of timelining an individual is thought of as rude, due to the fact that the timelined individual has just been sassed out for no reason they are aware of.
"Hey, guys, look at this flash thing I just found! Hahaha, kamikaze watermelon-"
"TIMELINED!"
by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004
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timeline

noun. a way for facebook to demand that you use your navigational skills while trying to talk to your friends
Chaz: Bro, why do you have your compass out?
Chez: Cause I can't find my friends list on this stupid timeline!
by helefant August 13, 2012
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night timing

when an a group of friends decide to sneak out and have a good time together
Izzy picked me , my cousin up, so we can all go night timing around the city
by eliseob January 25, 2009
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Louis Tomlinson

The really ugly one from One Direction.
Louis Tomlinson can't sing and he is so nasty looking.
by 1dead April 30, 2019
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