the best movie of all time. throughout watching the movie you sit there and hope jack doesn't die, because leonardo di caprio is the most sexiest man alive. it's a look an older and longer version of the song "someone like you" by adele, making you want to sit there and cry while you stuff your face with icecream and wonder why your love life can't be like that.
girl one: me and jimmy just broke up.
girl two: oh, do you want me to play "someone like you"?
girl one: oh hell no. that can't even come close to showing my emotional despair. i think i'm just going to watch the Titanic and eat a pint of ben and jerry's.
girl two: oh, do you want me to play "someone like you"?
girl one: oh hell no. that can't even come close to showing my emotional despair. i think i'm just going to watch the Titanic and eat a pint of ben and jerry's.
by iamsillychild January 23, 2012
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NOTE: this definition is not used to describe the size of a shit. this is strictly for scrape shits.
NOTE: this definition is not used to describe the size of a shit. this is strictly for scrape shits.
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A type of poop that, after dropping into the water of the toilet, proceeds to shoot back up and lightly touch the anus of the pooper.
by titanicman October 6, 2009
Get the titanic mug.The Titanic is when you are getting head in a hot tub and the girl is underwater blowing you. You wait, and when she comes up for air, you hit her in the face with a big bag of ice.
Guy 1: "Dude, I gave that girl a Titanic last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice man, how did it go?"
Guy 1: "It was awesome man, I hit her with the ice and screamed 'Never Let Go!'"
Guy 2: "Nice man, how did it go?"
Guy 1: "It was awesome man, I hit her with the ice and screamed 'Never Let Go!'"
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