carpin all those diems

Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.

Look at him, carpin all those diems.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 9, 2018

i could commit crimes with those eyes

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.

'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"

by elkie June 23, 2021

those people who put definitions for their names

massive fucking self centered faggots

did u see that loser over there?
yeah he's one of those people who put definitions for their names
ugh

by zinkredible October 21, 2015

Just like those streets in Philly

A lite hearted remark made to comment on someone being one-way , or only thinking of themself. A reference to how many streets in Philidelphia (and other cities) are one-way.

**Philly may be replaced with any city that has one-way streets**

"You are just like those streets in Philly, you could have offered me some coffee."

by A.Melon July 24, 2008

carpin all those diems

diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.

Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems

by Greg Dingwell October 31, 2017

Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens

A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.

"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

take care of those flowers wrong number

A line from "Flowers From 1970" that Dream said

Dream: Take care of those flowers wrong number

by Dreamnotfound ;) May 20, 2021