Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.

Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?

by browndinner May 14, 2013

Vag Jelly

When a girl gets so caught up in something that she doesn't take a shower and forgets and lets someone go down on her and thats where they run into the Vag Jelly!

EWWW! So Matt went down on her and the girl had vag jelly! GROSSSSS!

by Randy A September 16, 2007

vag veg

Another word for "fanny batter"

I went down on her but she had some serious vag veg - It was rank

by The Spike February 22, 2007

Vag Mag

Person, Place, or Thing that has the astounding ability to attract females (Vagina aka Vag) with some kind of mystic magnetic like force (Magnet aka Mag).

Vag Mag Owner: Dude! After getting that new BMW convertible, I've been racking in the PUSSY!

Deuce Best Friend: Damn man, that BMW convertible must be a legit "Vag Mag"! Cause there is no way in hell bitches are attractive to your 5'2" 210 pound ass!

Vag Mag Owner: *Ponders his friend's wisdom and realizes its true. But doesn't give a fuck since this Vag Mag was getting him laid a lot.

by PerVecTxCHILD May 2, 2009

Vag Flaps

Another word for the labia or the skin surrounding the opening of a girl's vagina.

Pronunciation: Vaj Flaps

Your vag flaps keep gettin' in the way, I can't get in!

by llama moose bug juice June 21, 2007

Breaking Vag

When you hide your meth pipe in your vagina and it shatters.

Dude: Hey where did your meth pipe go? I wanna get hella high right now.
Girl: Sorry hun. I had a Breaking Vag earlier when the cops pulled me over. Can you please take me to the hospital Im bleeding to death.

by TheSloppyBrown December 4, 2013

pocket vag

A vagina primarily used to store small objects. Also functions with full reproductive capabilities. It is possible to have in excess of one pocket vag.

"Hey Mickey, I just knocked up your left pocket vag. Also please return my video rental, I placed it in your left pocket vag for you. If it isn't returned by tommorow I will have to pay a $4.00 overdue fee.

by Kenny Shaw November 28, 2007