TextInterpretation

The art of being able to instantly interpret a text message laden with misspellings due to typing errors; also used when voice-to-text decodes the wrong word(s) and, based on other information given in the text message, you must decipher what was actually meant to be typed.

TextInterpretation of "I live you" = I love you.

TextInterpretation of "Aee you latee" = See you later.

TextInterpretation of "Where sre yoi?" = Where are you?

Furthermore, voice-to-TextInterpretation: "Should I bring sex tables tomorrow as a side dish?" = Should I bring vegetables tomorrow as a side dish?

by MCBassGuitar December 25, 2010

textervention

An intervention required to save someone from the debilitating effects of their mobile device addiction.

Tom: "John has been texting Julia so much lately that his wireless bill was $600 last month, and the doctor says he's developing Carpel Tunnel Syndrome... and he's starting to look cross-eyed."

Matt: "Holy smokes, yo. I think he needs a textervention."

Tom: "Yah. We'll probably have to do it via group text though."

by NickolaiS July 23, 2013

texting chemistry

When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.

I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person

by dfwu March 2, 2015

Carpal Texter Syndrom

The pain that occurs in your wrists after too much texting or emailing on your phone.

Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.

My wrists are aching. I gotta stop writing long emails on my Blackberry. It's giving me carpal texter syndrome.

by freezon January 3, 2011

stalk-texting

What people do when they first start texting you. Gets annoying to BOTH of the people.

Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?

by xevilivex October 21, 2011

treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.

Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"

by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014

dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.

My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010