Television

The triumph of machine over man.

"Television is the triumph of machine over people."
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

by Mertown July 3, 2007

Television

Chewing gum for the eyes.

"Television is chewing gum for the eyes."
Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)

by Mertown July 3, 2007

televisionertia

1) Continuing to watch the same channel because you can't find the remote and are too lazy to manually change the channel.

2) Continuing to watch a show that you don't really enjoy, just because you always have.

EXAMPLE 1: I didn't plan to watch that show, but I had watched the one before it and televisionertia set in.

EXAMPLE 2: I didn't even like "Heroes" that much in its first season but I can't stop watching - it's a classic case of televisionertia!

by Brad Roar! March 27, 2009

Televisial

Of or relating to 'televison'.

That was an epic televisial event.

by Clyde Bomb October 14, 2009

Telekincuteness

the ability to tell if someone is cute on omegle.com

Kelly had accurate Telekincuteness when she said mike was cute. He really is!

by Mike and Kelly Own!! December 19, 2010

telekinesis

the ability of moving objects with mind without physical contact using psychic energy

Most psychics can easily develop telekinesis
Move the pen using telekinesis

by Billiam Beaver June 6, 2016

Teleiah

A sweet girl who is beautiful, intelligent, smart, sneaky, and caring. She has the biggest heart for her family and friends. The type of girl who will give you a bunch of chances to show they care. She can eat too but that's a good thing so you got an eating buddy.

Teleiah is such an amazing person.

by BudKidKool May 19, 2020