telebropathy

When two guys that are friends, think about the same thing at the same moment. Usually followed by a high five

Hey man guess what i'm having for lunch? *speak at the same time* CHICKEN!
OMG DUDE WE GOT TELEBROPATHY

by Brorgasm March 5, 2015

telebating

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015

teigen face

When you see some thing bad as it happens or about to happen. and you make cringe face like Chrissy Teigen

I knew the ball was about to hit the back of my head when I saw your Teigen face.

by iz77 August 20, 2016

Tailer

A Tailer is a person who's kind, caring, loving, funny and likes to party. She is very beautiful and out going. Most tailers are more into music activities or sports. But don't cross them cause there very clever and can get u back anytime but If u are friends with or a boyfriend to a tailer ur considered one of the luckiest people out there.

Guy1: I can't believe ur with a tailer ur so lucky

Guy2: ikr I'm never letting her go

by Hiphoplover468 April 20, 2017

telechnology

The delivery of technology products such as data and entertainment content over traditionally telecom devices such as telephones and copper wires. This term is used by technicians to differentiate between tradition telephone service and multimedia services.

The growth of telechnology in this area is expected to account for 65 percent of cost and 95 percent of income in the next 5 years.

by Telephony Techie August 17, 2017

teijen

Teijen is the most adorable perverted smart dumb guy you will ever meet, he has trouble with anger but keeps it under control. He will make you smile and laugh, teijen is one of a kind.

Teijen is better than Owen.

by Askthedead February 10, 2018

tele-elmoipsum

Its when Elmo gets really drunk and goes on tv. Usually cursing and screaming, then passing out on the children. After that, he has a massive hangover and poop's on the puppeteers hand. He also, when drunk, repeatedly call's Cookie Monster fat and diabetic, which then breaks out a fight.

" Oh god, Elmo is tele-elmoipsum"

by MaxTheMememaster330 October 1, 2018