texterbating

verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.

My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.

by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006

tweeter-totter

an argument on twitter between two people, usually about something funny or pointless.

Those girls are on the tweeter-totter debating who is hotter... rob or taylor.

by chiica July 24, 2009

Tommy Texter

A person who texts non-stop and is texting at literally every moment you look at them!

Cool Tommy Texter, put your fucking phone away Dean.

by dontrellelewis32 December 31, 2011

Happy Texter

A person who, when texting, almost always has a smile on their face and appears to be in a good mood even if they aren't.

Sandy is always smiling when she is texting, I guess she must be one of those Happy Texters.

I saw Chelsea smiling white she sent you that text, but don't get your hope up, I think she's just a Happy Texter.

by PattyBadFingers December 13, 2009

Texter's thumb

When you develop a small to large callus on the tips of your thumbs from excessive texting. Or when you develop "pads" or flattened harder areas on the tips of your thumbs.

"Dude, I think i've got texter's thumb, just look at this callus."

or

"Wow, that is some impressive texter's thumb."
"I know, I think i text too much."

by JaxinsWords January 7, 2010

master-beta tester

One who must beta test everything before it comes out.

Scott was in his room all night playing with OSX Leapord. He's such a master-beta tester.

by RGI October 13, 2007

texterous

A person that is particularly DEXTEROUS at sending TEXT messages, preferably using only one, or at most two, thumbs. These people can send out messages at seemingly unbelievable speeds, amazing those around them with their deftness.

Chad was texterously churning out the messages - his thumbs were just a blur over his phone.

by Nick November 16, 2003