tecticles

Spectacles for your testicles.

"Oi Dave!" says Pete-the-lege. "Have you seen my new tecticles?", as he unzips his fly. "Look, it lets the lady know you're classy".

"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.

by Bob-The-Lege Dylan May 6, 2016

Testicles

The location in a males lower region to store urine. Can be found just below the penis in an out-hanging sack.

I kicked Jimmy so hard in the dick hole that his testicles released pee.

by Soviet Russia 1912 December 9, 2017

Tentacles

Things that have a lot of suckers attached to them.

She had her tentacles in a little bit of everything.

by The Original Agahnim October 2, 2021

Testicles

The two balls inside ya body infested with sperm

His testicles have lots of sperm

by bigrolly August 26, 2021

testicles

a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch

bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.

by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021

Tefticles

Pronounced (TEFT-TIK-LS)

The special breed of testicles only produced by the one ancestorial family the tefaili's

Jack- "oh great heavens" *exclaims jack
Jeremy- "aye bruh shuush I clipped these of one of the tefaili brothers"

Jack- "I love Tefticles, they ar-"
*jeremy dunks the tefticles in Jacks mouth*

by AutysmOOliver April 6, 2022

twinticles

Lower part of a woman’s butt cheek that is visible even from the front and can mostly be seen when looked at a pair of naked-thighs or through a thigh gap in short shorts

Unlike testicles, twinticles are adorable and are identical twins but may not stick together at all times.

Bro you're not gonna believe, she has the most amazing twinticles you'll ever see.

I’m going straight for her twinticles as soon as I have her thigh-permission.

by UrbanNoel November 4, 2022