tarpinated

the act of getting unwanted male pelvic thrusting in a dance

i was tarpinated by this guy last night, it was really inapproiate

by legolas February 2, 2005

Tarding

The act of cruising around town parking in handicap spots with one's tard card, for the sole purpose of irritating those who must park blocks away.

Ex: Dude, let's go tardin' downtown this weekend and piss off all the tourists.

Ex: 89 year-old male seeking 70+ young thing with tard card for weekend tarding in front of night clubs on south beach.

by LadyGeezer May 2, 2011

Tiger Tailing

The act of dragging your fart from one place to another whilst walking as though it is a long, gaseous tail.

Maurice: I just did a massive fart and realised I was tiger tailing the old man behind us.

by Buff Orpington April 14, 2011

[ Tarding Out ]

When someone, an animal, or an appliance or a machine spontaneously begins to act retarded.
I.E (in the case of a person) they randomly begin to flail around, babble,speak in jiberish, grunt or scream alot, or act retarded in some other manner.
I.E (machine/appliance) when one of the two just stops working for no apparent reason and becomes difficult and fristrating to opperate

Suddenly shellshock caused Private Smith to start Tarding Out . He kept screaming and kept hitting himself over his head with his trenching spade. Then he ran out of the trench still screaming and hitting himself and got shot. What a retard.

by GameAce99 January 2, 2008

tailing

Rhis is when you have a penis and you push it in between your legs and make it look like a tail. then someone gives you a wedgie and when your penis hurts who ever gave you the wedgie has to now give you a blowjob.(works better with a big penis)

When i was iwth my friends they payed me and my friends 20$ each to tail each other. So first i got tailed and it hurt, but then i had to tail him and he has such a hairy rod, balls, gooch, and ass so right when he cummed they held me down and he stuck his ass in my face. and this is tailing

by wedgie June 20, 2007

tarfin

Thirsty, Parched, Dying for a drink.

Im tarfin for a pint of beer!

by roberto duncanio March 6, 2010

Tabling

Having sexual intercourse with someone who is at least one generation older than you.

"Hey man, you be tabling my mama?"

"Yeah, I've been tabling your mama.!"

by Jimmy James February 11, 2006