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tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
i gave carla a tainted tampon last night
by helter skeltor September 9, 2014
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tainted orange

A game played by guys where they keep and orange in their dirty laundry for several months then sees who can successfully offer it to a girl
I got Sam to eat a tainted orange
by Get reked February 1, 2018
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Tinned Spaghetti

If a man smells like tinned spaghetti, it is the greatest compliment you can give. It means he has a fat hog
Chloe - "You smell like tinned spaghetti"

Reuben - *blushes*
by fattest yeets June 10, 2018
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Tainted Beef

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.
Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'
by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
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Tinned Tomato Zombie

Something to describe your friend
by Hi Ciara July 10, 2019
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Tilted

by Wr4ith July 27, 2020
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Tinned

When you let water get near molten metal such as tin, causing the water to boil and spray molten metal on you.
Fuck man, Johnny tried to cast the inside of a log and got tinned. Now he’s in the hospital with third-degree burns.
by Mullet Man 05 May 12, 2021
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