death threats

Basically telling someone to end their lives over saying something horrendous, usually seen in a tiktok comment section

"im a pedophile!"

"can someone send this weirdo death threats"

by mistermeowzers123 October 20, 2025

Threat-Fiction

A set of beliefs and stories that threaten you with eternal damnation if you don't believe in them.

Random person: "The world is flat and you're going to hell if you don't vote for Trump."
Me:" Fuck you ignorant fascist scum and your threat-fiction."

by Atheist-Anarchocommunist September 2, 2020

Triple threat

When a girl milks your prostate and gives you a blow job while drunk off whiskey.

Man1: Dude I was with you mom last night
Man2: fuck you dude
Man1: she gave me a triple threat

by Dirty Chaos June 24, 2017

Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022

Ripple threat

The horizontal ripples found between a massive set of cans nestled in a tight fitted shirt.

Wow, check out the ripple threat on that bird! Her cans are about to bust out of her shirt!

by We are Budju May 11, 2024

THREATS

HEHEHEHEHEH here are 3 threats mwahaha UwU
"I shall rip out your tongue and twist It around your throat and choke you with it."
“How about this? Shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and I’ll shut it for you.”
“One night I'm going to come to you inside of your house or wherever you’re sleeping and I’m going to cut your throat.”

:)

"Hey! How are you?"
"I use threats as a coping mechanism to hide the pain, you?"
"Uhm...g-good...I think....should I be scared?"
"Not yet."

by By Bi bi (except I'm pan) June 29, 2021

Threat level menace

An absolute thunder cunt who holds a Thanos level destruction power

Don't cross Marta, she's a threat level menace

by acbd12345 January 5, 2023