Foul Tarnished

One who lost the grace of the Erdtree and were consequently banished from the Lands Between by Queen Marika the Eternal.

"Foul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring."

by i would like to go home February 16, 2023

king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards

person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards

by planekid December 18, 2017

Tardifuck-o

1. (N) A really retarded asshole that is really busting your balls.

2. (Adj) A descriptive word used to desribe fuckers that are retarded.

exmpl. That guy is being a tardifuck-o
exmpl. You are a tardifuck-o.

by FORD JACKSON January 28, 2011

tardus

Latin for slow, slang for retarted.

Peter Cardi: "STFU Tardus"

by Double Threat July 9, 2006

Tarish

A person who needs to sort out their finances, and often causes people to fail exams as they rely on others to sort it out for them.

Peter, Ben and Tarish need to sort out their finances...

by lapaz123 November 27, 2011

Tardist

one who has no socioeconomic class listing,
doesn't understand any philosophy, and constantly criticizes friends for using big words.

also,
someone who advocates tardism.

Nihilist:so thats pretty much nihilism for you.
Tardist:So what did bill nye have to do with that?

Tardist:I don't believe in ebolution.

by Jose gustafon March 31, 2007

tarnished

Drunk,wasted,fucked up, usually after consumption of alcohol

Dude, last night I was tarnished after they busted out that cuervo.

by energizer August 12, 2006