Toxic Shock Sundae

When a girl uses a single tampon for the entirety of their period. Then once the bleeding stops, they ring it out over ice cream and eat it.

Girl 1: Oh man i'm so glad my periods over.

Girl 2: Yeah, now I can make a Toxic Shock Sundae!

by ChaseiGuess October 29, 2019

Sunbeam

Slang for a cheery yet regrettably dim-witted and ugly person, usually a secret pedophile.

"Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam" - The Vaselines

"Don't take me for no sunbeam" - Babyshambles

by Melissa St. Clair August 14, 2009

San Francisco Sundae

A variation of tea bagging with a tasty twist. The testicles (the nuts) are placed in the eye sockets with the flaccid penis (the banana) draped gently over the mouth.

Often used as a party joke by immature bi-curious frat boys. Performed by intoxicated fraternity brothers, on unconscious victims, usually other men.

by Evdawg September 26, 2004

chocolate sundae

when you take a shit on your girlfriends chest and then jerkoff on top and add a cherry

my girlfriend wanted a chocolate sundae from dairy queen, so i delivered right between her tits, then she sucked me off

by rowdy roddy piper April 26, 2008

Chocolate Sundae

Taking your girlfriend up the arse while your mum and dad are at church

Tyron - "Whassup Bro?"

Winston - "I'm at home innit, the folks are out drinking tea with the coffin dodgers at church so I persuaded me bitch to try one of my Chocolate Sundaes".

Tyron - "Really Winston, by the end of it did she have a face full of cream?"

Winson "Yeah and extra salty chocolate"

by 1970sfunk September 3, 2012

Sunbathing Brit

The oily, oozing result of improper pork sausage preparation prior to barbequeuing; simmilar in appearance to a British person attempting to get skin cancer

You call that dinner? It looks like a Sunbathing brit!

by Hades January 3, 2003

sunbathing

A sex position where you lie flat on your back on top of a male who is lying flat on their back, with you head positioned by their penis whilst trying to get tongue (represents sand) out of your ass crack. Should you wish to apply sun tan lotion, just toss the person off. Or you can flick the pages of your book from this position.

I was sunbathing the other day on the beach with a hairy man.

by otterjati April 26, 2015