Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

Life Is Strange

A game for hipsters to remind them that they are not alone.

You play as Max Caulfield, the most hipster girl ever on a mission to overcome her teenage angst.

"John: Hey what you been up to Dave?"

"Dave: I've been playing Life Is Strange, it's a masterpiece"

"John: Is that the hipster game that everyone is talking about?"

by Dudefart98 May 27, 2019

The Danger Stranger

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.

I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.

by Brian H October 12, 2005

strangle toe

When the Big Toe manages to squeeze through a newly formed hole in the sock, but then finds itself stuck there, being choked to death by the sock, until the shoe is removed and it can be manually released.

The strangle toe commonly occurs with men's dress socks, which are ridiculously thin.

See also double strangle toe.

I had the worst day at work today. I got strangle toe and kept having to go to the bathroom to remove my shoe and release my toe. I need to get some new socks before I lose a toenail.

by DudeWhat January 7, 2010

Strangle a badger

The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture.

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.

by Captain1x January 19, 2011

Officially Stranded Productions

Officially Stranded Productions is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that mostly films and releases short comedy sketches on popular comedy web sites. It has gained a cult following lately due to the growing popularity of it's web series Stranded in L.A.

The web series has been featured on many comedy sites including Funny or Die, Break, and College Humor.

Me: Who actually makes all those sketches for Stranded in L.A.?
My Friend: It's a local production company. Officially Stranded Productions.

by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

Trolling for Strange

Scanning the nightlife scene for some hot-ass stranger to hook up with. Though, the more you drink, the less the "hot-ass" stipulation matters, and the more likely you'll settle for a gargoyle-like creature. It's science.

All right, fuckers. Who wants to go trolling for strange?

by drok n roll January 20, 2010