A stoner is a fucking idiot whose memory is no better than a goldfish. never trust or count on a stoner to do anything cause they sure as hell aint going to remember to do it. and dont even bother trying to help or teach them anything cause they dont have a learning curve. stoners are fucking losers who cant deal with lifes problems without being blazed out of there mind.
you'll have a conversation with the stoner at work and the next day theyll bring up the same dumb shit you had just talked about 12 hours earlier having tottally forgot they ever had the conversation in the first place.
by n.bishop November 16, 2006
Get the stonermug. Some of the most successful people who are looked down upon by idiotic alcoholics, coke heads, and/or those who are insecure about themselves. Ignorant people say that being smoking weed (everyday) is bad but the fact of the matter is, weed is the greatest and most harmless thing to put in your body.
by Danny Blaine September 13, 2011
Get the stonermug. A friendly, lazy type of people, usually wearing drug rugs and munching on burritos. Stoners are friendly, peaceful, and often humorous. You can find them in any low income area, and often wealthy people or celebrities are hidden stoners.
by TheCrazyMaddie June 3, 2011
Get the stonermug. by Johnny Griptape October 1, 2006
Get the stonersmug. Guy1:Stupid people don't know the original definition of stoner
Guy2:Whats a stoner??
Guy1:*Throws stone at ugly dude*
Guy1:That
Guy2:Whats a stoner??
Guy1:*Throws stone at ugly dude*
Guy1:That
by A true stoner March 4, 2007
Get the stonermug. A person who uses drugs all the time, not just Marijuana. Usually called a skid, they are always broke, and have no ambitions in life.
by Milhouse April 9, 2005
Get the stonermug. The stoner gathered his favorite bong, some bud and his mp3 player and proceeded to toke away the painful realities of his dismal life.
by Cyberbach September 18, 2003
Get the stonermug.