Stevenposlos

The dude that flexes with image perms all day. Came back from heaven to donate to A Bizarre Day. Today he is flexing with his booty on those E-Tiers. Literally lit💗

Hmmm yes Stevenposlos cool

by Stevenposlos August 13, 2019

Stevens

a form of nasty shit normally the ones you take after a night of drinking natural lights

Damn Mark I just took the nastiest Stevens in my life

by Dan Glee Sac November 13, 2019

stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing

Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.

by LiliWhite March 9, 2020

Stevenism

To fuck up a common saying

Steven: Better never then late
Jon: that was a stevenism

by Seagullsflytogether June 12, 2021

Sevendust

The most overrated underrated band.

Sevendust are okay, but their style of metal is boring, and somewhat similar to Nonpoint, who are god damn kickass.

by Bidet 2005 April 6, 2022

steveussy

Hump me, fuck me
Daddy, better make me choke (You better)
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel loves to deep throat (It do)
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick it)
I want to eat yo' dick (I do)
But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)
So I'ma pick it up with chopsticks
Post-Chorus
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
Mouth wide open (Ah), mouth wide open (Ah)
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open (Ah), mouth wide open (Ah)
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence all for u daddy steve nyah uwu kawaii nyaaahhhh ngh~

i want steveussy in my pussy

by salsworld96 July 22, 2022

Stevens

Stevens is someone nice and will always be available to help. A very tall guy with advanced leadership skills and will always nominate himself for the highest position possible. In other words... He's picking up the president's stones with his gauntlet. His peers will always tell him that his pulling b***** wherever he goes. He will be the kindest person you will ever meet in your entire life. Quite a sorry person, sometimes you might think he's Canadian because they are known to say sorry. However, that does not change him because he will always be a forgiving person in any situation. He will be a loyal gentleman, friendly, caring and with a good heart for the community. Funny enough that he needs an update to his drip then he'll be the ultimate drippy guy.

Stevens: Hi there! *giggles*
Stevens: Sorry, I need your help.
Stevens: Sorry...
Stevens: It's okay! Don't worry! Everything is fine!

by FlintstonegummiesofErzaScarlet October 20, 2022