squeezin

the act of bein the coolest, most bad ass superhuman god- like mother fucker in the entire universe.

Did you see that dude with all them hot bitches? that motha fucka's squeezin.

by jsqueezy April 10, 2012

Main Squeezie

Best friend of yours

Dang d00d datz my main squeezie

by Bagboy (Jake Duardo) September 1, 2004

Squeeing

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017

sneezing dragon

When you cum in a girl's mouth and then punch her in the nose while the cum is still in her mouth.

Gave Suzy a sneezing dragon last weekend. She isn't answering my texts.

by pregan October 26, 2008

squeaking some tekkie

to dance on a dance floor, usually at a night club.

ayyyyyy Lisa is squeaking some tekkie over there!

by timmy-tata June 5, 2018

Squealing Moby Dick

When a girl is going down on her man, and he's about to burst in that skanks mouth, then all of a sudden he squeals. It just so happens that the womans mouth gets sore so she closes her mouth, bites the head. This pressure on his dick makes him squeal in pain.

"Last night my bitch was giving me some head, when all of a sudden i screamed like a little girl. The bitch made me pull a squealing moby dick."

by EpicLogicLufa April 25, 2009

sleezing

sneezing all over your penis and then proceeding to have sex and give a girl a vagina cold rather than a head cold, unless she is in fact giving you head.

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by Your Mom April 22, 2005