spurgeon

A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.

Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris

by Hoss420 November 12, 2013

spurnt

The result of ejaculating onto a hot surface.

I jizzed on the stove and now the spurnt won't come off.

by CydirtDingusGirlBoy August 10, 2012

Spurge

A slang name for someone with ass burgers

Yoo see that tez guy he’s a right spurge

by Lokiify June 27, 2018

Spurge

When you have the sporadic urge to do something wild...

Man... I got the spurge to go bang that pretty lil' thing over there..

by theboymarch April 17, 2008

spurnircle

Knee and elbow pads that you wear while caving

We forgot our spurnircles when went caving this weekend.

by Colbychilds October 1, 2017

Spurt

Used in hentai comics or illustration spurt is a word that is expressing the sound effect of cumming, eljaculation through a males penis

Exp: (a dick cumming on a big booty) *spurt*

by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant January 1, 2019

Spurd

A spurd is the term used for the aftermath of when someone has had unprotected anal sex resulting in an ass filled with semen:

A sperm turd.

I fucked Becky in the ass last night and this morning she had a massive spurd.

I am so going to need to take a spurd after that fucking!

by Thespurdinater September 25, 2011