cum sprout

crotch fruit. a.k.a. a child

Have you been to Park Slope lately and seen all the cum sprouts these "mommies" take into bars?

by eschatonik April 12, 2011

Brussel Sprouts

The relationship of two teens. The boy is in a all boys school and the girl is in a co-ed school

The people in the relationship were brussel sprouts

by Jylan1020 February 1, 2018

Mr. Sprout

HUGE PENIS!! Zeus and Jesus' semen mixed together creating the ultimate sperm cell. This then fertilized "that one hot Victoria's Secret model's" egg to create Mr. Sprout. He was born with an eight pack and a 22 inch penis.

Seeing Mr. Sprout is like sex for your eyes.

by SexyPants69 November 1, 2012

Brussel Sprouting

When you accidentally make someone paranoid by saying something that has no paranoid-inducing qualities

Nick is brussel sprouting Christie by cooking and saying Brussels Sprout, making her go crazy.

by 3rana July 31, 2019

sprogged

with child (see sprogg); pregnant

She only got sprogged up so he'd have to stay with her.

by Anne (the awesome) May 20, 2005

sprouter

Someone who one thinks will be hot when they are older.

A: That girl is hot
B: Yeah she's a sprouter

by Derppppppppppppppp October 25, 2011

Brussel Sprouts

A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike.

Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.

"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.

by Darth_chacho August 30, 2020