When you are dealt a heavily stacked hand in the game of spades, compared to your opponents much weaker hands, then go on for several minutes about how your 10/200 bid (betting to win 10 of 13 books) was "close" and how you had to play skillfully and had a little bit of luck, when in reality throwing cards at random would also have resulted in achieving your bid.
Justin had an intense and unaware spades privilege. He was dealt both jokers, Ace and deuce of Spades, King, Queen and Jack of spades, and yet still insisted on asserting that it was only by skillful play that he was able to acquire the 10 books he needed to succeed in his bid.
by sofakingdead October 7, 2020
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1. I love how he acts like the "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy
2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?
3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
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3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
by @stillwater172893 December 15, 2020
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by naoi-sann April 21, 2021
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Get the NUT SPRAYER mug.When a die hard Slayer fan is so intoxicated, they have sex and forget to take the condom off while urinating and get covered in their own pee.
"Man, I was so *ucked up, I banged this chick and had to piss so bad I ran to the bathroom but forgot to take the condom off and pulled a Slayer Sprayer all over myself"
by PolishGingerKing February 3, 2022
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“I once ruled Planet Strades. I was the most powerful king they had. And I ruled with a fist of steel. Now, I’ve lost it all. I point my finger and there’s nobody here.”
“Yeah, yeah, dad… I’ve heard this story plenty of times. But is that really why they call you King Nothing…?”
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by dvaid710 August 24, 2023
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