splats

i get too many girls

yo bro where the hoes at. Bro you know i got splats they coming over right now

by sheeeshgangy.@ January 23, 2022

Poopy splat

smelly thing that comes from a 2 circle part

OMG THERE IS A FREKING POOPY SPLAT AND IT COME FROM U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Poobysoy January 25, 2022

Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up

Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT

by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021

Guppy Diarrhoea Splat

A word used to express a character in the Netflix movie "We Can Be Heroes" spraying her diarrhoea everywhere with her liquid controlling powers

im going to Guppy Diarrhoea Splat

by skydaddymb12 August 11, 2021

krr splat

A guy that is extremely homo, and loves to get fisted in the ass, and have 69 men to men.

He's one hella gay with a huge asshole!

by Luke January 6, 2005

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.

Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.

by /v/-tan November 20, 2024

Splat

Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina

Dave asked for Kim to send him a picture of her splat

Jane had a fine looking splat

by Mustgav July 26, 2025