Spitzerfiable

Adjective; A way of describing anything that you would be willing to pay $4100 to do. Derived from former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer's expensive hour with a hooker.

Guy 1:"Yo look at that bittie right there. She's pretty smokin. Think she's Spitzerfiable?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! She looks like a dude! No way I'd throw down 4 grand for her sloppy ass."

by bigtones March 13, 2008

Spitter

When people share crap links or tiny or malicious URLs using Twitter, it is spam. Twitter + Spam = Spitter!

I would sure like to trust the URLs that my Twitter friends are tweeting about but when they are shortened, using services like bit.ly its hard to tell if I am looking at Spitter.

by notinLA June 23, 2009

shitzer

the memeber of a group or party that always get injured.
the member of a group who is redonkerous or crazy

shitzer broke his arm again.

oh my god, shitzer bit the head of a fish

by smithers December 17, 2004

Mrs.Switzer

A 7C science teacher at Andersen Middle school. Laughs like a witch and is really mad all the time.

Mrs.Switzer is crazy!

by bhaddie2222 October 9, 2019

Word spitter

A preacher or a person that gives messages

Im a word spitter that’s just delivering a message from god.

by Majorfrazier June 22, 2020

Spitzered

The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.

Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.

by mecicon March 11, 2008

Spizterd

Paying way too much for sexual services.

Elliot: I think I paid too much for that Ho last night.
Me: Why? How much did she get you for?
Elliot: Five thousand for one hour + train fare.
Me: Ouch dog, you got Spizterd

by MeTooAgain March 11, 2008