best seller, a bitch IS NOT THE BESTSELLER OF ALL TIME DONT LISTEN TO WHAT IT SAYS BIRDS ARENT GODDAMN REAL SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS I BEAT JOHN CENA IN AN ARM WRESTLING MATCH AND MADE HIM CRY BITCH, I CAN BENCH AS MUCH AS MY DAD
The peak of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you.
Well i was shopping for a new car which ones me?
A cool convertible or an SUV Too bad i didn't know my credit was whack and now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact
F-R-E-E that spells free. creditreport.com baby
Saw their ads on my TV, thought about going but was too lazy Now instead of looking fly and rolling fat My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posses getting laughed at!
F-R-E-E that spell free. creditreport.com baby!
bro that sure is a creditreport.commoment ahah
f-r-e-e that spells free is when
The game of Sellotrap (tm) is where stationery and boredom collide.
When a co-worker leaves their desk unattended, it is your job to set up a sticky spider's web of sellotape to ensnare your colleague upon their return. Ideally the web should be almost invisible to the naked eye, although a common way to make the sellotrap work is via distraction. The veteran sellotrap player may use tactics such as alluring screensavers or desktop backgrounds to divert the trapee's attention. WARNING - it is best to keep sellotraps above knee level (especially tripwire sellotraps) in order to avoid injury, death or unwanted lawsuits due to trippage.
Mr Butler: I say, there appears to be something stuck to the top of my balding pate!
Mr McDowall: What splendid fun, my sellotrap hijinks have worked a treat!
Ms Hobbs: You chaps had better get back to work lest your backsides meet my beating stick at speed.