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Soccer Mom

1. The reason we have little nuisances like the ESRB RIAA and FCC
2. Any DECENT person's worst nightmare (right next to Billy Ray Cyrus)
3. Mothers who think that by making there kids slaves to pop culture, it would make up for the fact that they live shitty, cocaine-infested lives.
Teen: *Buying M-Rated game*

Soccer Mom: You're not 17. You have to be 17 or older to buy that game.

Cashier: Sorry, I can't sell this to you.

Soccer Mom: Games like this poison your mind.

Teen: No, assholes like you poison my mind.


Soccer Moms are like AOL cds, for every one that you get rid of, 10 more spring up.
by Inspector Gadget May 13, 2005
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Soccer Mom

Dumb whores who have nothing better to do than drive their son to soccer practice, bitch to the clerk in the EB Games/GameStop store at the mall about how violent video games are "Polluting our youth's minds" and orders them to take them off the shelves and no longer sell them, and get in car wrecks with their gigantic minivan/SUV.
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kiss a soccer boy day

on October 29, girls is your day to kiss a soccer boy
Hey soccer boy, it's kiss a soccer boy day, met me under the bleachers ;)
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Shocker Vulcan Style

See also Vulcan Shocker; a variant of classical shocker, is practiced by inserting the index and the middle finger in the vagina opening, while inserting the ring and the pinky finger in the anus.
James.T.K.: heya Spock, whassup? Had a party last night?

Spock: my logical inclination granted me to achieve a higher state of knowledge in the understanding of love mechanics. Now the Shocker Vulcan Style has come to existance.
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Sicker yute

A yute who has been there since day one and will forever be a real one. Typically stated by a ‘Toronto man
Broski... don’t get it twisted. Your a sicker yute no cap.
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Smockery

smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
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twisted shocker

it is bascially the shocker; however, there is a twist. cross your index and middle finger, while still using your pinky for the stinky.
They got board with the shocker, so they decided to use the twisted shocker.
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