Joke Sniper

A person who kills or "snipes" a joke that was previously funny. Usually by adding their own comments that make no sense.

"I don't know how anybody could ruin a joke about somebody wearing a fanny pack but the joke sniper sure did."

by Opie Logrun August 1, 2007

fart sniper

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.

Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*

by SeanG April 11, 2007

Sniper Rifle

A rifle used by snipers.

Duh!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

shiterature

any book, magazine, letter, pamphlet, or any other type of literature one may take to read while sitting on the toilet

I need to find me some shiterature to make my crapping experience more enjoyable.

by Kamileon K. October 16, 2005

up the shiter

to have anal sex with someone

hey guys steven did me up the shiter last night

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

butthole sniper

One who snipes the butthole of another man from great distance using precision accuracy and ludacris speed

Snipes buttholes like it's his job

That butthole sniper snuck up on John from a mile away and parted his ass cheeks like the red sea.

a man with a mission

by Dane Gleesack August 8, 2008

sniper pete

This is a person, usually named pete, who really likes the millitary and wears alot of camo. You might not want to get on his bad side because he will be an pro sniper one day, so you might want to watch out.

person 1 - "pete! beat your meat!"

sniper pete - "im gonna join the army"

by pipermike August 28, 2008