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by Bonehead April 8, 2003
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slapping bitches

A new recreation that has recently become very popular in the recent generations of teenagers and men in their 20's.

In today's world, respect and power reigns supreme. As women have gained rights, they have begun to take advantage of their status as individuals and have begun to demand things like equality and jobs. These women think they have souls and are beginning to demand that men cater to their every whim. There are times when a woman is yelling at your face and becomes very annoying. In situations like these, the best solution is simply to slap the bitch. This is where the term bitch slap originated.

Unfortunately, we live in a dark time and these women have become more demanding than ever. Bitch slapping has become a recreation.
Josh: Hey, what's Rob doing tonight?
Sam: Oh, he's slapping bitches.
by Brandon King September 7, 2005
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taint slapping

When a guy opens his stance then thrusts his hips back and forth, slapping his butt with his penis and balls.
Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
by Lise Reed February 26, 2008
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Snappin

term given to a lunchtime meal - originating from Stoke-on-Trent aka "The Potteries" (Midlands - UK)
Dus'thee 'av owt foz snappin?

translation:

Do you have anything for your lunch?
by kegmar November 3, 2008
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Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.
Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.
by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005
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Snaping

Kind of a cross between snapping and sniping at someone, must be delivered in a manner akin to Hogwarts legend and all around sex bomb, Professor Severus Snape.
Girl 1- "And then we went to McDonalds and then we went to the cinema and then-"

Girl 2- "Perhaps if you paid more attention to your work and less to your little friends, your potion might not have the consistency of stewed prunes Mr Potterrrr- 10000000 points from Gryffindor!"

Girl 1- "Eh? Stop your Snaping!"

Girl 2- "Expelliarmus!"
by Rubyx4 February 16, 2010
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Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.
That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.
by El ritardo July 15, 2018
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