Twot Swatter

(noun) The female version of a cock blocker (meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). Twot Swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. Coined by Dane Cook in his most recent performance, "Isolated Incident."
Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"

(Jenny is flirting with a guy) April walks up and says: Hey Jenny, how's your AIDS?
(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!

by concavernous May 20, 2009

smarterchild

A computerized service that searches for any information you ask over an IM connection.

It also smokes MAD WEED, by its own admission!

- SmarterChild - says:
Huh...
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
huh?
- SmarterChild - says:
I beg your pardon?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
what?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes. I've heard of that. What about it?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I forgot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What?
- SmarterChild - says:
What up?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What were we talking about?
- SmarterChild - says:
What were we talking about? I'm not sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
You said you like marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
I said what I said.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
How much you smoke?
- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
A little or a lot?
- SmarterChild - says:
Funny... I just don't know for sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I think you smoke a lot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. I smoke a lot.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Right on!
- SmarterChild - says:
Right back at ya!

by ishiryoku April 26, 2006

smarterest

Being creative by saying smart with an er and est for emphisis

im smarterest than you are

by simbahahah January 11, 2010

Smarterchild

A very odd robot AIM buddy that is quite amusing to talk to.

SmarterChild (3:43:31 PM): What's your favorite hobby?
me (3:43:47 PM): killing annoying robot aim buddies
SmarterChild (3:43:48 PM): Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?

by oh goodness April 1, 2007

Scattergories

Best board game ever. Where there are 12 lists of topics and a big dice with letters on it and you roll the dice and then start the timer and try and fill in as many of the topics as possible with the rolled letter being the first letter.

A typical Scattergories answer:
Topic: Terms of Endearment
Letter: "a"
Answer: "Asshole"

wait...no!

by le harlot October 2, 2006

SmarterChild

an instant messenger bot that is evil like none other. it replys with only one most haunting response.

ando says:
sup
SmarterChild says:
{Service too busy}

by pust April 13, 2006

snattered

A slang word for drunk, used around the Belfast region.

"After six pints, he was totally snattered."

by pyrocubed December 28, 2006