slowjack

The act of borrowing something from a friend with the intent of returning it, yet you never do and end up keeping it.

I loaned my friend a CD and he slowjacked it from me.

by James Fairbanks December 30, 2005

slowvato

a (not so) affectionate nickname for Novato, California in NorCal

Petaluma kid: hey where u from?
Novato kid: slowvato
Petaluma kid: oh that sucks
Novato kid: yeah, but at least i don't go to san marin

by tinaford13 January 14, 2008

snow the snowman

Fool, trick, or lie to an individual.

Yo nig, don't try and snow the snowman.

by billyddd December 24, 2007

Frosty the Snowman

When having sex with a chick, pull out and insert your favorite flavored Popsicle into the vagina. thus having vag flavored as you like. precede to fuck her with the Popsicle until she cums or the Popsicle completely melts.
proceed to eat out favorite flavor.

Clement gave Elenor the Frosty the Snowman this weekend hiking.

by DU4thFloorSouth October 2, 2009

Arkansas Snowman

When a girl is sleeping and you make a giant pile of jizz on the girls face. Balls for the eyes, pubes for the mustache, etc. creating an Arkansas Snowman.

Yeserday i turned Mrs. Howley into an Arkansas Snowman.

by The Farmer Jew November 9, 2009

Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.

The Slowmo Sexuals are really getting on my nerves.

by Gakupo April 17, 2010

Snowman

A person who seems like a sesh warrior, yet morning after morning can be found sprawling on the grass, absolutely melted

'Hey snowman it's 10am, get a Scottish handshake down ya, don't melt away again!'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019