Slippery Wombat

A lubricated marsupial

"Damn man, that little fella looks slick.""

"Yeah man, I'd keep him on a leash...but he's a pretty slippery wombat. The leash just slides right off."

by THE Slippery Wombat April 19, 2019

slippage

(noun) The total collective sum of what someone is presently without, or to the negative, as the end result of having any type of dealings with others whom the person knew good and hell well beforehand that such individuals were absolutely and in totality complete pieces of dog-shit, thieving-ass cutthroat bastard mother fuckin human trash.

Jerry stared at his home in complete shock even though the slippage was undeniable. Under the illusion of housesitting while Jerry went on a short 4 day vacation, Brandon and Betsy had pulled a complete fuckover on ole Jerry-Bear. His home was turned upside-down and ransacked, it appeared as though anything that could be resold was taken. It appeared as though the only thing that hadn't been taken were the sheets stretched and torn, hanging from the mattress of Jerry's bed, and it looked as though they had been used as both an ass-wiping rag because of the fecal streak marks about it, and also a come rag they used to wipe themselves off with that had the couple's sex juices sticky and stained all over it.

by Nikki Stixx October 3, 2021

Shipping Weasel

Someone who sells on Ebay but always charges waaaaay too much for shipping because that's how they make their profits without having to pay Ebay so much.

I nearly bought a replacement Ipod on Ebay the other day but the shipping weasel wanted $45 to send it.

by Johnny Huh October 14, 2005

Skippin

When stuff goes your way for no particular reason. When everything just seems right. When you find a tenner in your back pocket... You're 'skippin'

Sandwich shop drone - "Holy crap Mark, that baguette I just made was the best so far! And this James Blunt tune rocks my world! Skippin!"

Mark - "You're fired."

by The Douche February 20, 2007

skipper boy

Skipper boy is something you would call someone if they are being a chicken. Like if they refuse to do something like a dare you call them a skipper boy.

Person A: "come get me skipper boy!"

Person B: "No!"

by ThineOlConiChi December 17, 2021

adult sippy cup

Beverage that holds liquid courage. Not meant for children. And definitely not meant for spilling.

Hey Charlie I hope you brought your adult sippy cup because this twerk fest is about to go Miley on your liver.

by BaneCat April 16, 2014

Big Skipper

A Big Skipper is a heavy woman that is strangely attractive. You can find them at local watering holes, if there’s karaoke. Big Skippers while attractive are capable of inflicting serious bodily harm and are known to throw down over any slight, real, or perceived.

Dude 1: “Nixon, what happened to your eye; did you get in a beef last night?

Nixon: “Dude, I was sneaking out with that Big Skipper and three hicks jumped me in the parking lot. Good thing I picked that heavy hitter, she banged out two hicks and I fought the third to a draw.”

by P-Biddy June 29, 2018