A sexual act involving 3 men, where one man inserts a candy cane up his anus and the other 2 men give oral sex to the first man. As the first man ejaculates, he pulls out the candy cane, yells merry Christmas, and gives the candy cane to the other 2 men who must promptly eat it.
by murica69 December 13, 2013
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by Slluxx August 11, 2017
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She was so fast and flexible, before I knew what was happening she had twisted in to position for a sideways p-ray! Naturally, I obliged.
by Charlie-barlie December 10, 2019
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Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.
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