filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.

by jgogs April 9, 2007

Dirty simrat

When you are so good at sucking dick the best dick sucker ever

Carla is such a Dirty Simrat

by Geheiwjwbwvergurrurjevvebebe April 21, 2020

simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

sirman

this guy is sexy best guy on earth he has a 10 inch dick girls love him and he love some good pussy

Hey sirman let me see your 10 inch cock

by King big boy 123 April 17, 2017

simaran

Simaran is a nice,kind caring person, but she smells like absolute shit.She always has a dog and she says that she will let you see it but she never does.She is really mean to some people, she is a big bitch but she is a loyal friend she will never tell your secret. You dont want to know a simaran.

Simaran, can I see your dog? Yes.(she didnt let me she lied)

by Emmywantsali1234 September 22, 2020

simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.

When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.

by Bitchtits August 18, 2004

simranjeet

Is an op

Simranjeet shot two guys in their toes

by ArjunSingh2304 October 27, 2020