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Simi

Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.
Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'
by Kris Tay April 15, 2010
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A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.
Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.
by Steve Messewitz February 9, 2008
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mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.
'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.
by hard but not January 11, 2009
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similac

a popular temporary tattoo that is placed on the shaft of the penis, sold in dark bars and clubs in the southwest, typically Arizona, used to solicit glory hole fellatio in crowded bathrooms where the providers have runny makeup and face piercings
It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
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shmix

Shit Happens Make It Xtraordinary (S.H.M.I.X)

also just bickin back
"Ay U Tryna Kickback Wiv Mandem N Dat?"
"Yeah down for shmix"
"Shmix? Downzo."
by sir dukie mcdukerson IV November 21, 2018
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Simibisexual

One who is bisexual but only attracted to one gender
Hi james I am simibisexual
by Immafurry September 2, 2021
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similsexualist

A person attracted to members of their own gender.
Lesbians and gay men are similsexualists.
by B. Sure January 16, 2003
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