shred

1. inf verb: to extract the audio track from a video (usually featuring an overblown, over-rated rock guitarist) and replace it with perfectly synchronized, very well played rubbish. The joyful result of this painstaking process renders the featured musician looking even more totally fucking risible than they were already.

2. noun: A parody video clip likely to be removed from YouTube

Video by StSanders: Yngwie Malmstrom Shreds.

by Tibenham January 11, 2009

shred

to go completely fucking nuts while maintaining a complete disregard for the safety of yourself and those around you, facilitated greatly by the consumption of bourbon, and or other controlled substances.

see also: hair metal, stripper girl, underage girl, UTI, the sunset strip

alternate form: bloodshred

Lets pick up some Wild Turkey 101 at Rite Aid and then go fuckin' shred and see how many felonies we can rack up.

or just plain old:

I don't even care, I'll take the fat one. Shred!!!!!!!

by sergei shrednikov April 18, 2006

Shrecked

Xbox Live term. A combination of the two words shredded and wrecked. Commonly used on games such as Gears of War and Gears of War 2 similar to saying "get bodied".

Get shrecked!

That kid just got ridiculously shrecked

by envhostile November 16, 2010

Shred

The act of playing fast on a guitar. It can be done with grace, anger, and ownageness

Steve Vai shreds like a madman

by Doug April 12, 2004

shredded the mountain

to go snowboarding on a mountain

i shredded the mountain all night last night

by dellro January 19, 2008

shrediquette

A form of ediquette used by snowboarders and skiers on the mountian that know how to shred politely around the weekend renter crowd.

Snowboarder A-Doode, that old asian guy made me go yadsale at the bottom of that kicker cause he was chillin on the flat.
Snowboarder B- Why didn't you just take him down too?
Snowboarder A- Nah man that ain't me. Just cause he doesn't know whats going on up here doesn't mean i should throw shrediquette out the window.
Snowboarder B- Good point bro.
Snowboarder A- If it was Daniel Tosh I would of knocked his ass out then taken all his gear and money and then burried him in the snow naked.

by Daniel Tosh's 1st Gynecologist March 8, 2010

Shraedon

One whom likes to make people feel awkward, by often making him a 3rd wheel.

I feel so awkward! That guys is being a total Shraedon!

by SirToasterCrumb June 15, 2013