When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.
by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023
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by HayleyComments June 1, 2018
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When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass
My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.
by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018
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by YellenD August 22, 2010
Get the Spreading Butter mug.Paradox in animeology, stating that anime tiddies are both big, small and all in between, until someone observes them. This paradox is observable due laws of Quantum Mechanics and multiple artists creating their vision of characters, in both fanart and rule 34 vision. Paradox occures, when character experiances very rapid growth of breasts. This paradox also occures, when anime girl puts on any sort of clothes, that completely cover her or his breast. This paradox is rarely observable in real life, but may occur, when female wears oversized clothes.
-This girl in hoodie is hot!
-What size are her breasts?
-Idk, man. Those are Schrodinger's Breast
-The racoon girl is cute!
-The one with big breast?
-No, the small one.
-There is only one racoon girl in this show and she has big tiddies!
-Deam man, those are some serious Schrodinger's Breast!
-What size are her breasts?
-Idk, man. Those are Schrodinger's Breast
-The racoon girl is cute!
-The one with big breast?
-No, the small one.
-There is only one racoon girl in this show and she has big tiddies!
-Deam man, those are some serious Schrodinger's Breast!
by ILook4LegalLoli April 13, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's Breast mug.The place where things that are lost go. You may think something is in the back seat of your car, but when it turns out it isn't, and you can never find it again, it's in schrodinger's trashcan. Lost sunglasses, watches, socks, anything. -source: reallifecomics.com, Aug. 18, 2005
Holy Crap - if that's true this is like some sort of cosmic scratch disk! Instead of keeping track of a lot of useless information, whatever powers that be just toss the excess in here. That explains why so much stuff gets lost, seemingly forever. If something is unobserved for long enough, it's assumed to be safe for removal. This is Schrodinger's Trashcan!
by Crow September 6, 2005
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Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.
Note - May require a fat ass.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.
Note - May require a fat ass.
Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.
by poo shader October 24, 2010
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