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Shotgun Diarrhea

Nearly the same thing as Explosive Diarrhea, but with differences.

1. Explosive diarrhea can occur all at once or over a long duration with repetitive blasts. However, shotgun diarrhea is all at once, nearly tearing your asshole(and the space-time continuum) to shreds.

2. Explosive Diarrhea is a condition always occurring on the toilet, whereas shotgun diarrhea can be in public or on the toilet.
Last night I was at a dinner party, and right when I went to get up I had some shotgun diarrhea that sprayed all over the governor of Wisconsin, who was sitting right behind me.

shotgun dizzy darts 

Even more dangerous than its predecessor, dizzy darts, shotgun dizzy darts involves spinning until dizzy then throwing multiple darts toward a dart board.
(Cops find a dead corpse strung out in front of a dart board)
Cop: We're you playing shotgun dizzy darts?
shotgun dizzy darts by BoxcarLeo February 10, 2008

shotgun roundtrip

an alternate term for "calling shotgun." The person who calls "shotgun roundtrip," gets to ride in shotgun(aka the passenger seat) to and from the particular destination.
A group of friends are walking to the car to get ice cream..
Jamie: Shotgun Roundtrip!
Ang: Aw man, I wanted to ride shotgun on the way home!
Jamie: too late!

(Now Jamie gets to ride in the shotgun(aka the passenger seat) to and from the ice cream shop.

Shotgun Weed 

To shotgun weed is when one person forces marijuana smoke into the mouth of another person. There are three main ways to do this.

1: Most common way; When smoking a joint or a blunt, one person turns it backwards so the lit part is in their mouth (usually between their teeth). Another person puts their mouth on the other end (the end your mouth would usually go on) and sucks while the other person blows into it.

2: Have both people make a tight tunnel with their hands. One person takes a hit of marijuana and blows into one end of the tunnel while the other person sucks on their end of the tunnel.

3: One person takes a hit of marijuana and holds the smoke in their mouth. They press their lips onto another person and open their mouth while the other person sucks the smoke in.
"Hey, do you want me to shotgun you?"

"Does she want to shotgun weed?"

shotgun key 

To shotgun a beer you use a tool to puncture the hole in the beer can. This tool is know as a "shotgun key".
Dude, give me the SHOTGUN KEY so I can shotgun this beer!
shotgun key by Keenbo December 31, 2007

shotgun fag 

Someone who explicitly uses the shotgun in a first person shooter, especially Call of Duty, where shot guns are often overpowered.

Even more true on small maps, where the spawn points are stupid and close together, allowing said SGF to run rampant shooting without even aiming and mow people down. Examples: U-turn, Rust, Get Away, Shipment etc.

Takes very little skill as it is a point and shoot weapon, and very powerful. It is not an illegal form of play, but is quite frowned upon and frustrating for opponents. 100% of people would agree however, that it is fun to do occasionally for the sheer madness and angst you will cause your enemies.
Random player attacks with Striker shotgun in Modern Warfare 3: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Enemy dies: "Freaking Shotgun Fag! This is so retarded!"

Random player: "Trolololololooo!"

Enemy: Rage Quits
shotgun fag by Smart1 August 14, 2012