by The Evenstar October 16, 2003
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Thanks to the advent of the shoebomb, airport screeners get to target fat guys with short arms and good looking women with lots of cleavage to bend over and remove their shoes.
by harry flashman August 4, 2003
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Similar to teabag, but for the ladies. A shebag can be accomplished in two distinct ways.
1: Direct shebag. A female accomplishes this by rubbing her naked genitalia on the face of a passed-out or otherwise incapacitated individual, resulting in a fine coating of cooze.
2: Indirect shebag. The more devious form; the female physically inserts an object (a toothbrush, say, or an eating utensil) into her vagina and then replace it without warning. This will often, but not always, result in a thicker coating of cooze, possibly incorporating cervical mucus. Regardless, the shebag is only considered complete when the female informs the victim of her act, preferably after the victim has placed the affected object in his/her mouth.
1: Direct shebag. A female accomplishes this by rubbing her naked genitalia on the face of a passed-out or otherwise incapacitated individual, resulting in a fine coating of cooze.
2: Indirect shebag. The more devious form; the female physically inserts an object (a toothbrush, say, or an eating utensil) into her vagina and then replace it without warning. This will often, but not always, result in a thicker coating of cooze, possibly incorporating cervical mucus. Regardless, the shebag is only considered complete when the female informs the victim of her act, preferably after the victim has placed the affected object in his/her mouth.
1: Holy christ, Leah Martin shebagged that guy and the next week he came down with the herpes.
2: You know how Nick worships that $100 pen? Well, when I was fucking his sister, I got her to shebag it for shits and giggles.
2: You know how Nick worships that $100 pen? Well, when I was fucking his sister, I got her to shebag it for shits and giggles.
by scarshapedstar. May 22, 2008
Get the shebag mug.An artform whose means of expression involves the repurposing of forgotten household artifacts (eg. old letters, poems, journals, notes) commonly stored in shoeboxes to create offbeat biographical portraits or stories.
Found Magazine, Mortified and Trachtenberg Family Slidehsow Players are popular shoeboxing projects.
by ste99 February 27, 2007
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Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.
Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.
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