shnoodler

A man who with an uncurcumsized penis pulls his foreskin over a circumsized man's penis head (docking) and proceeds to jerk the "unhooded" man off with his foreskin/hand with intensity and compassion without regard to where his load might land

That shnoodler just blew his load in Nick's eye.

by EMA85 December 16, 2008

shnozzle

a slang word for cocaine

'hey guy, come hither and let me purchase a bag of your pearly white shnozzle,my nostrel needs a numbing'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

shnooble

NOUN; Someone who licks the anus of a turtle habitually; A turtle anus licker.

VERB: To lick a turtle's anus (usually in a habitual fashion)
also SHNOOBLIFICATE

Coined by Jake Holtz 2005. All Rights Reserved.

Other Forms:
shnoobled; shnooblification; shnooblificate; shnoobling; shnooblificating

NOUN FORM: I know why he likes turtles so much: He must be a fuckin' shnooble!

VERB FORB: Jake Holtz predicts that in 10 years every pet store will have a sign in front saying 'NO SHNOOBLING'

by Xanthippos Kakistos March 24, 2005

shnozberries

an unwanted herpie sack that you find when your fingering someone or something

" I found some shnozberries in my girl friend last night so i ate it."

by the nignug January 11, 2009

shnow

Rain that looks like snow due to a combination of an optical illusion and a mental effect.

We thought that the snow melted when it hit anything, but it was really just shnow.

by Kenkwam March 17, 2008

shnorp

The act of consuming soup.

I ate the bagel,
I drank the milk,
I snorped the soup.

by dk May 13, 2005

Shnozzle

When a female is giving oral sex and breathes in through their nose, pulling the scrotum sack into the nasal cavities and blocking their airway.

Shit son, that bitch shnozzled herself so hard last night she passed out!

by ObviouslyFakeNames May 16, 2017