sharf

to shit and barf at the same time, a common symptom of the flu; a more crass version of shomit. A shart will sometimes preclude a sharf, so pray that a toilet is nearby.

"Homey, I have to lay off the Mexican food, especially the tequila shots. I spent all morning on the toilet sharfing my brains out!"

"Dude, you're a sharf monkey!"

"C'mon, don't make me laugh or I'll sharf all over you!"

by Johnny Blanco January 2, 2009

snarf

snot+barf=snarf: A violent expulsion of masticated food or liquid via the sinus cavity usually caused by an involuntary reaction from an external stimuli. I.e. laughter, surprise, a sneeze, etc.

I was getting ready to swallow a huge bite of my hot pocket when John exclaimed he had shit himself. Needless to say, I SNARF-ED my hot pocket with such force most of it splashed into my chocolate milk. That which was not expelled from my sinus cavity was firmly lodged behind my eyeball...heh, heh, heh...I can still smell it. It would have been a lot less painful had it been pudding.

by Geetboxrod April 17, 2008

snarf

The act of biting one's bubbles as they rise resulted from a fart in a bath tub.

I had a snarfing problem when I was a kid... Mom stopped letting me take baths and made me switch to the shower.

<fart> GET IT! <splash, snarf> Got it. Tastes like broccoli and barbecue sauce.

by MeestaMosha October 29, 2007

snarf

A snarf is someone who sniffs girls' bicycle seats.

That snarf likes to lurk around the bike racks at the library.

by hoosier slang September 10, 2009

snarfer

1. Sniffing, or puttong your face on girls bicycle seats. Favored target is Chubby girls or girls with a yest infection because of the strong aroma.
2. Bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.

Tyler was well knowen at the local bike rack for his snarfing.

Tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

snarf

a cat-like creature in the Thundercats. Typically these animals used the word "snarf" at the ends of sentences and when any emotion is expressed.

You're the best, Liono!!! Snarf!!!

by Sakura Uruwashii January 16, 2009

SNARF

Some Noises Are Really Funny

Snarf is Snarf

by dictionaryworm November 1, 2011