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Shmoomfing

Shmoomfing(ʃmumfɪŋ)(verb) refers to the action of a canine mammal pressing its snoutular (mouth/nose) area against a Homo sapiens. It is often a superbly sweetening experience for both beings.
Your dog, Hubert Humphrey, keeps shmoomfing me!!
by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024
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Smurfing

Having an alternative account in a video game that you intentionally play bad on, in order to stay at a lower rank and have easier games.
God, these players are all smurfing, one second they keep dying, the next they're rolling us!
by urban_littionary January 18, 2024
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When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.
by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023
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Smurfing

A term used in gaming to describe a player in an online game that creates a new account to play against lower-ranked players
Omg he is smurfing he is clearly plat not bronze
by N.z.R November 23, 2023
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Smoring

when you shove a stick into a fireplace and then into someones anus, then pull out the shit-covered stick and rub it between their asscheeks(chocolate), proceeding to ejaculate between their asscheecks (marshmellow) and finally, eat the shit-jizz concoction(smore)
Me and bro did a round of smoring at the camping trip last friday.
by blerbin March 17, 2024
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Smorking

When you get a fish to suck you dick freaky style then have a dog eat the fish off your dick
I caught my boyfriend smorking on the public beach with my family dog
by Dookieking May 8, 2024
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Smurfing

“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.
“Dude she was so bad”
I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight
Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024
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