shamshedding

Absolutely destroying a girls inside

I am shamshedding your girl right now

by Grizz13 May 10, 2018

smashed

proving someone to be wrong and and to make them feel like a dumb bitch for even having their oppinion.

mom: take out the trash
me: take dat shit out yo self. ... smashed, ya dumb bitch..

by TekBeetz March 28, 2004

smashed on

talking shit to somebody to the point of their no return. where they cant say shit back cuz everyones laughing at their punkass.

you: FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..

me: how u gonna say fuckin annoying ass ppl.. then type that like 100 times =/...... typing something 100 times = annoying
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me:update your fuckin site asshole. or take it down and continue on with your life and not wasting anymore of mine by me clicking on this worthless Link. aight kOo

yo patna: DAM CUZZ, U GON LET DAT NIGGA SMASH LIKE DAT?!

by TekBeetz March 29, 2004

smashedness

The level to which one is smashed. See: drunk, etc.

"My level of smashedness has just reached 12 on a scale of 1 to 11. (see Spinal Tap)

by Forbzy November 25, 2006

smashed crabface

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

by jjatlw April 29, 2007

smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

smashed da homie

To fuck a friend of the friend that ur trying to hook up with

stevie j and benzino off of love and hip hop Atlanta. Joselin smashed da homie

by Mr,MIke September 9, 2013