gangsta shap

What you do in the club.

Metta an gangsta shap.

by P Shh April 25, 2008

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Shampoo Job

Before ejaculation, while receiving any sort of stimulation, the male removes his erection and releases his fluids into his partners hair.

Christa's long hair made the shampoo job work nicely.

by PussyVagina October 1, 2003

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Shmap • shmapple • Shmappy • Shmaped • Shmaphobia • Shmapitalishmation • Shmapp • Shmapple Pie • Shmapple Pie With Cream • Shmaptdy

Used in the same context as I'm gonna chris brown you!

Origin: similar to the chris brown story vince from the shamwow infomercials also was arrested on the same charge. This became known as a Shampow!

If any one messes wit me I'm gonna shampow their a**
*punch in the face* SHAMPOW

by Macmobile May 6, 2009

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shampathy

The appearance of sincere concern yet with insincere motives, usually with the goal of gaining sexual gratification or the positive appraisal of one's personality by others. nb. Males usually seek the former goal, females the latter.

Tony knew that Emma had just lost her boyfriend and he figured a little shampathy might get him laid.

Andrea thought Josh was a really nice guy when he came to console her after losing her father. However, after Josh tried to grope her while giving her a hug, Andrea suspected it was just shampathy.

by Rico2112 November 26, 2010

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Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?

Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".

by JaysJob August 20, 2009

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