shlarp

To slap someone with humorous effect intended

I shlarped my friend

by angelsl July 29, 2009

shorp

A collapsing of the phrase "sharp and short".

Let's keep this speech shorp.

by kb November 3, 2004

shlop

Gettn ur lil D wet.

I was gettn shloped by some ugly ass girl last weekend. I guess I was gettn shloppa style.

by niglet January 6, 2004

shworp

A quick bath, like a bed bath.

Have you shworped your patient?

by coolrn September 20, 2017

shlope

An idiot that thinks they the main man/woman

Ashani is such a fucking shlope

by 2k111111 November 29, 2017

Shlopping

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.

Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.

by KarMa - Marc & Karena February 24, 2018

shlomp

the act of going to sleep in Minecraft

“are you shlomping?”

by papadabz January 4, 2021