Schlarg

Another name for an ecigarette. Or vape if of the hipster speaking kind.

Yooooooo you look at this new schlarg I just got, wanna take a huge hit of it? Be careful though it hits super hard man.

by Girth master December 21, 2016

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shop-lagging
when you go into a store with either,

a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)

shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.

"I wanted that new phone, but they are out of stock, this turned into a shlagging trip."

by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016

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Shargwa

One who tries to tame a pest-a-gooseasaurus. His statements proclaiming his superior intellect, humour and incredible good looks are frequently found to have a disclaimer clause attached. A high IQ is let down by a low EQ. Makes a terrible friend who is incapable of friendly banter or remembering ones birthday. His inability to see the bigger picture lost him his chance of ever taming such a rare species as the pest-a-gooseasaurus.

You are a shargwa.

by Pestygoose May 25, 2018

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Shargwa

One who tries to tame a pest-a-gooseasaurus. His statements proclaiming his superior intellect, humour and incredible good looks are frequently found to have a disclaimer clause attached. His high IQ is let down by his low EQ and lost him his chance at catching such a rare species as the pest-a-gooseasaurus.

You are a shargwa.

by Pestygoose May 27, 2018

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