happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment.
shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid
shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid
two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science:
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."
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unique girl in the world . perfectly imperfect. she is shy but when you get to know her she is fun and goofy but also freaky . Omg her eyes and her smile can just make whole heart melt.she is well know for her model looks and great sense of style .shardai has a real positive vibe to her . Just being around gives you butterflies . She can be mean at times but . She is a type of person who is not scared to call you out on something. She dont take SHIT from anyone. Shardai is someone that you can always count on the be there for you no matter what happens. Shardai is someone you want to hang out with if you wanna have fun. if you have a shardai in your life Marry her, make sure she'yours . She is wifey material. She'd make you the happiest man alive.
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