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screenies

A shortened word for Screen Shots.
Hey dude, did you see those screenies I showed you?!
by Bobby B-Ball October 18, 2006
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Scratch and Scream

Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011
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screenkillered

To start something amazing then totally fuck it up through your own arrogance.
I wrote the greatest script in the world, but totally screenkillered it. Now no one in the industry will work with me.
by Cyle Kross June 17, 2009
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Screen Hopping

The act of looking at your opponents screen to find out their location when playing video games with your friends, such as (Halo 3, Gears of War, and most FPS).
-Fred- Dude how did you know I was sniping from there?!
-Jerome- I looked at your screen bro.
-Fred- Not cool man, that's screen hopping!
by MK_Prodigy August 1, 2010
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Screentwat

A picture message of a female's vagina.

Synonym: Pussy Pic

Antonym: Dick Pic
Kipp K.: "Yo Chris, that hot girl sent me a screentwat last night."

Chris V.: "Nice. I hope I get screentwatted soon."
by Khalid B. November 12, 2022
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Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".
"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"
by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004
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blue screen of death

1. An error message that appears on the Microsoft Windows 9.x platform. It may appear because of hardware problems, driver issues, viruses, a problem with Windows, overclocked processor or other reasons.

2. An error message that appears on the Micrsoft Windows NT/2000/XP platform due driver or hardware problems. It is also referred to as a "STOP Error" because the word "STOP" is displayed at the top of the screen. The NT/2000/XP blue screen of death usually provides more detailed information than the Win 9.x blue screen of death.
1. Bad RAM has been known to cause the blue screen of death on Windows 9.x computers.

2. A driver problem may cause Windows NT/2000/XP to display a blue screen of death containing a physical memory dump.
by Gary Destruction June 10, 2003
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